Hozzászólások - Sytheris

I walk up slowly to the hill, look at all the defenses, damage, and destruction, sigh heavily, and draw a circle in the ground, then, raising my arms up and chanting low and deep, suddenly a dark, ominous storm cloud floats in, and strikes the ground in two places, from the smoldering cracks in the earth emerge two figures, a dramatic guitar riff plays as they reach their full height, the world quakes in fear of these two combined forces in one place, the mere act of summoning them draining me of nearly all my soul energy, i collapse in the circle, and the two figures come into focus...: Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee.

All quake in fear, they destroy everything in their path, making a nice, pretty, somewhat bloody bath to the center of the hill, where i sit in a large leather lounger, read a good book by a fire, and sip some green tea.

(( mostly a joke.. heh, but go with it if you like. :3 ))

You get a plastic ball with a tiny slip of paper inside that reads ' I O U'

* inserts coin*